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My Cover Letter


I don’t normally write cover letters. Most people don’t read them. But if you happen to be one of those people, or a cover letter is a required field, then I have prepared this one for you. Enjoy!

I have used many a word in exciting combinations. Some have even been coherent. I have written books that no one reads, instructions no one follows, and guidelines people ignore if no one is watching. I have applied to roughly a million jobs in the past two weeks since my layoff, and at this point I am ready to flip a table in angst. Gentle, polite angst. With hints of cherry and sarcasm.

Future Me will probably wish I hadn’t written this so late at night. But that’s Future Me’s problem.



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